Disposition of a wallflowered Owl

Going straight to hell

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

(Source: epiphanyvisuals, via the-not-exactly-princess-diaries)

angellundone:

chubbymon:

This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.

ESPECIALLY what she said in the last two photos 

(Source: mindgardens, via fallingslowlyintheimpala)

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

(via the-not-exactly-princess-diaries)

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:


“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”


“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”
 
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
 
“what happened to us?’


“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:

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“cap”

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“cap”

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“what is it bruce”

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“hulk like cap smell”

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“bruce, please stop”

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“does hulk smell patriotism”

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“stawp Bruce.”

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“Dat’s gay”

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“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

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“what happened to us?’

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“what am I doing here?”

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“what’s gay?”

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“the fuck is this?”

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“the fuck is that?”

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“help”

(Source: ariannestark, via thebadwolfthatwaited)

noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

(via the-squirrel-and-the-kitten)

lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

(via the-squirrel-and-the-kitten)

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

(via troubleinparadise1081)

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via lggyzalea)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

spankmehardbarry:

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

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(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

(via r-raggedymangoodnight)

Who ran the fastest during the Snatchers scene?

(Source: themalfoymissus, via the-squirrel-and-the-kitten)

snapchatting:

*points at a boy* that one i want that one

(via lggyzalea)