I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
I like big dicks.
I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes
Things that should be under $20:
• plane tickets
• concert tickets
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones
what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition
What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves