Disposition of a wallflowered Owl

Going straight to hell

shieldposts:

I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower

shieldposts:

I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower

(via oh-jamespotter)

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via slowly-and-then-all-at-0nce)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

(via m0ckingjaymagic)

“you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day”

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

(Source: mechapuppy, via second-star-to-the---right)

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

(Source: 997, via second-star-to-the---right)

acciobenedictplease:

Things that are scary:

  • getting up in class
  • coughing in class
  • reading out loud in class
  • answering a question in class
  • turning a test in first in class
  • class 

(via a-ghost-with-a-beating-heart)

literallyrad:

first day back at school

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(via brookeelizabeths)

thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

(via second-star-to-the---right)

swlft:

when i sing along to taylor swift songs it’s all from muscle memory i don’t even know what i’m singing unless i consciously think about it i can’t even help it they’re all just so embedded in my brain idek

(via enchantedswift13)

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via second-star-to-the---right)

uhmeliamay:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(Source: uhmeliamay, via second-star-to-the---right)

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via fallingslowlyintheimpala)

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

(via lggyzalea)