i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back
Things that are scary:
- getting up in class
- coughing in class
- reading out loud in class
- answering a question in class
- turning a test in first in class
oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor
you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts
you can buy endless red skittles
i never thought i’d see heaven
when i sing along to taylor swift songs it’s all from muscle memory i don’t even know what i’m singing unless i consciously think about it i can’t even help it they’re all just so embedded in my brain idek
Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever